Christmas Stuff: Christmas lights + Dogs
Every once in a while I have to unblock all your stuff and see if I still hate you.
Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”
We. All. DIED.
I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.
what do men want? it’s sausage. so much sausage. tons of sausage. They want their chapped. Burly lips wrapped around a length of greasy sausage as it runs over their tongues, probes, and then gently slides down the back of their throats
Breaking Bad | Name/nickname meanings according to Urban Dictionary
hobbit next week
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HOBBIT NEXT WEEK
THE HOBBIT NEXT WEEK
- NEXT WEEK
- NEXT FUCKING WEEK